Prepare to harness the ancient art of Moto Surfing, where seat belts are a myth, and gnarly wisdom is passed down through inexplicably wise monks. This shirt pays tribute to the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time—Surf Ninjas—a film so powerful it made Game Gear look like a legitimate fortune-telling device. Wear this, and you might just unlock the ability to shred waves, overthrow tyrants, or at least dramatically yell “KWAN-TSU, DUDES!” at random strangers.
